Target Acquired...Lock on target! Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:49 am // 0 comments // Alcho We've set our sights on our next target.... Yes, we have a lock on target! Pallorax the Soul Slayer - SA's next target General Bahgresh - There it is in all its glory! Notice how Darthern isn't frightened and boldy blocks our picture taker's view!! (-100 DKP) General Bahgresh Dead - The new Guild Leader (Einhauer) hops right on the smoking corpse. Bolding make his claim that he's won and the General has lost. Thankfully, he's not an unwashed, ankle-biting nomer, so no urination is involved here, this is a PG site after all. and a new Guild Leader is forged... Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:04 pm // 0 comments // Alcho Will it be forged from the legends? Or forged into the legends? Is there a difference? This is history in the making as I believe I've made the first MOTD posting about a new guild leader!!! Even if it isn't the first time, it is by far the coolest picture ever =) Please join all of us in welcoming Einhauer. I'm sure we'd all like to know a bunch about him, so I've posted the facts and stuff I've just plain made up: He joined us in 12/8/2005 and his first raid was The Bard Epic 1.5 fight in Plane of Torment (f). Einhauer had roughly 450AC buffed, so he proceeded to die 12-15 times on that raid. We had 10 clerics, 8 druids, 6 shammies and 12 paladins on that 72 man raid, obviously not enough to keep him afloat. The first piece of loot he ever won was a Windfury Katana (12/13/2005) on a rot roll (f). He still uses it to this day as his main aggro weapon, augmented with a spell guard augment, of course! He went on a buying spree Quarter 1 of 2006, winning a jaw dropping 20 items, mainly from Citidel of Anguish. Einhauer has attended 3,059 raids (6th) over his career, maintaining a 62% (18th) raid attendence level(f). He's won 167 items total (2nd)(f)! The best news was saved for last... He currently has a measly 8DKP banked(f), so lets work him and work him hard. We can probably make him snap before he acrues enough DKP to win anything else(f)!!! I've placed some quotes about Einhauer at the bottom. They should give everyone the warm fuzzies =) Evidence: Will he use the big stick or the big carrot(top)? Quote: "I have heard nothing but good things about this one from various people outside the guild and for my own opinion, I think this one is one we should seriously consider keeping around. He has excellent playtimes , decent knowledge of his class, has the enthusiasm to learn, decent gear, good skills ( some yet to be tested) and all around a cool person. On a side note, you guys in tank channel sure shut up with the speedbump jokes when he lived thru Xxeric till the end eh?" Alcho - This one makes me chuckle. Yes, the person I quote here was trouble and is long since gone. Quote: "Wait until you get to know him and you will find out he's a smooth talker and will talk his way to getting whatever he wants, however he can, just to benefit himself. Belittling people and treating people unfair to benefit oneself is rude. But then again, he's got a great epenis and should fit right in..." Quote: "i just want to shoot an update out there. i was looking at point i thin einhauer is the first applicant to actually have postive points. that pretty damm inpressive there for not being off trial for 6 more days." Boy, don't I wish I had a time machine right now, I could've changed the doubt to 'I KNOW he's trouble!! /anti' Alcho wrote: "At this point I'm /vouching for him. The above posts of him fitting in well are on the money. I doubt we'll have any issues with him." Alcho wrote: "Basically, I'm "taking the einhauer in the ass". -Alcho p.s. Ein - nothing but love man, nothing but love" People that have forever tainted themselves and mentioned 'I know Einhauer' on their applications: Abiadan, Erubs, Damacien, Aerawyn, Edrinn, Darellron, Elianya, Aelfin, Khandii, Rolladon, Rexlore, Killmann, Tenorie, Hakkem, Elorra, Ptolemy and Borliss. SA eats turkey, kicks booty & commits genocide Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:27 am // 0 comments // Alcho Important things first: We finally have a new quote, worthy of being placed on the front page! You'll find it here and below: This quote is the theme for today's post. SA members love nothing more than ripping into a dead bird's flesh and well, Turkey is the prefered meat of champions. Ala, SA eats turkey. SA is real big into genocide too, just like the pilgrims. Heck, we've probably wiped out way more races than the pilgrims could've ever accomplished (assuming the US wasn't surrounded by water and the land masses were interconnected). As for kicking booty, here's some more kills: Kildrukaun The Ancient Prophet - we walked in and found him like this. Apparently it has heard of us and *did the right thing* and saved us the trouble! Hish'Itar the Stormwave - not so tough Aerius Windfury - big wind bag We've alread killed Zeixshi'Kar, but here's a pic of his AE hitting the raid: Updated photo of Gargazyr alive!! Doesn't this one look a lot better? While we're on the kick of updating photos, here's a better one of Icyyr alive: SA thanks mankind for BEER & Nomes Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:35 pm // 0 comments // Alcho I'm sure it is no secret, but our *secret* picture taker for the website is Abiadan (abiadan@www.manly-nome-lovers.com) Even fewer people know that Abiadan is a nome... he always uses his dwarf illusion clickie when around the guild, watch the logs, you'll see him clicking it periodically. Sometimes he makes the group enchanter illusion him as well, so don't be fooled. I'm also sure it is no secret that he LOVES attention and the SPOTLIGHT!!! Ok, he doesn't, I lied, but lets run with it... Today's lesson is about Beer, Nomes & excess. I've outlined below why you should a) never be a nome and b) how beer + nomes = funny Here we show another fine screenshot of an NPC awaiting death at the hands of SA. Step back and really enjoy the crispness of the image, the depth, the coloring AND all the SA members present in the picture. No, we didn't take this pic from some generic mob website, we honestly are about to engage it in this picture. What? You don't see all 50 SA members lined up to pummel him? What? Maybe your screen resolution is too low, try increasing that. Oh wait, friggin' NOMES!!! Here we have another fine screen shot, THANK YOU ABIADAN! He risked his own life trying to get this shot. What if it wasn't dead? It could've hit him and his gear would've been left on his corpse... oh wait, they changed that. Well, maybe it could've death looped him, er, can't bind there. Ok, ok, maybe all those SA members were crowding the body and the drunken nome had to pile in to get an unobstructive shot of the corpse. Yeah, that's it, thanks Abiadan for taking the time to get a CLEAN corpse shot!!! Here we can cleary see the alcohol levels present in this little nome's body. He's in such a haze he went for a croch shot of the mob, but got a breast shot instead. But hey, they both *do it* for our little nomer, nuff said. Obviously, this was NOT taken from any other site, seriously, would anyone else put up a *screenshot* like that? =) Here, the mob is obviously dead. You can clearly tell that SA defeated it too! You can see the officer core off to the left there. Heck, looks like a full Class Leader turnout as well (on the right). There's our healer & casters in the middle, flanked by the tanks & melee on either back wing. Brings tears to my eyes seeing all those SA members in one screenshot. At this point, I'm drinking heavily and still commenting on the screenshots. I'm giggling, because it looks like Zeixshi'Kar has grappled our nomer screenshot taker and is humping him into submission. Give it a minute, picture where the nome is and think of how long the bottom half of Zeixshi'Kar is, it'll come to you. If not, add more beer & tequila, rinse & repeat. Indeed, our nomer is BOLD and BRAVE. Heck, I'm sure most of us would've fled by now, notice how he's taking it like a *man*. I'm not certain what we have here. Buttocks or head? Where are they? How did the mob end up like this? What happened to all the SA members so prominent in the prior screenshots? Where's the nomer? If you too are concerned about our little nomer, maybe you should fill out an application here and help us 'find the nomer'! p.s. in all seriousness, please thank Abiadan for taking the time to grab these snapshots. He's been our picture taker for some time and always takes the time out to make it happen. Without these pictures, we'd have no photo evidence of our extreme awesomeness (tm). So, give the nomer a hug next time and a little wink, just so he knows, that we know that he's a nomer!!! Things you shouldn't hear in Norrath: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:48 pm // 0 comments // Alcho But I'm only AFK half of the time!