Will it be forged from the legends? Or forged into the legends? Is there a difference?
This is history in the making as I believe I've made the first MOTD posting about a new guild leader!!! Even if it isn't the first time, it is by far the coolest picture ever =)
Please join all of us in welcoming Einhauer. I'm sure we'd all like to know a bunch about him, so I've posted the facts and stuff I've just plain made up:
He joined us in 12/8/2005 and his first raid was The Bard Epic 1.5 fight in Plane of Torment (f). Einhauer had roughly 450AC buffed, so he proceeded to die 12-15 times on that raid. We had 10 clerics, 8 druids, 6 shammies and 12 paladins on that 72 man raid, obviously not enough to keep him afloat.
The first piece of loot he ever won was a Windfury Katana (12/13/2005) on a rot roll (f). He still uses it to this day as his main aggro weapon, augmented with a spell guard augment, of course! He went on a buying spree Quarter 1 of 2006, winning a jaw dropping 20 items, mainly from Citidel of Anguish.
Einhauer has attended 3,059 raids (6th) over his career, maintaining a 62% (18th) raid attendence level(f). He's won 167 items total (2nd)(f)!
The best news was saved for last... He currently has a measly 8DKP banked(f), so lets work him and work him hard. We can probably make him snap before he acrues enough DKP to win anything else(f)!!!
I've placed some quotes about Einhauer at the bottom. They should give everyone the warm fuzzies =)
Evidence:
Will he use the
big stick or the
big carrot(top)?
Quote:
"I have heard nothing but good things about this one from various people outside the guild and for my own opinion, I think this one is one we should seriously consider keeping around. He has excellent playtimes , decent knowledge of his class, has the enthusiasm to learn, decent gear, good skills ( some yet to be tested) and all around a cool person.
On a side note, you guys in tank channel sure shut up with the speedbump jokes when he lived thru Xxeric till the end eh?"
Alcho - This one makes me chuckle. Yes, the person I quote here was trouble and is long since gone.
Quote:
"Wait until you get to know him and you will find out he's a smooth talker and will talk his way to getting whatever he wants, however he can, just to benefit himself. Belittling people and treating people unfair to benefit oneself is rude.
But then again, he's got a great epenis and should fit right in..."
Quote:
"i just want to shoot an update out there. i was looking at point i thin einhauer is the first applicant to actually have postive points. that pretty damm inpressive there for not being off trial for 6 more days."
Boy, don't I wish I had a time machine right now, I could've changed the doubt to 'I KNOW he's trouble!! /anti'
Alcho wrote:
"At this point I'm /vouching for him. The above posts of him fitting in well are on the money. I doubt we'll have any issues with him."
Alcho wrote:
"Basically, I'm "taking the einhauer in the ass".
-Alcho
p.s. Ein - nothing but love man, nothing but love"
People that have forever tainted themselves and mentioned 'I know Einhauer' on their applications:
Abiadan, Erubs, Damacien, Aerawyn, Edrinn, Darellron, Elianya, Aelfin, Khandii, Rolladon, Rexlore, Killmann, Tenorie, Hakkem, Elorra, Ptolemy and Borliss.
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