I'm sure it is no secret, but our *secret* picture taker for the website is Abiadan (
abiadan@www.manly-nome-lovers.com)
Even fewer people know that Abiadan is a nome... he always uses his dwarf illusion clickie when around the guild, watch the logs, you'll see him clicking it periodically. Sometimes he makes the group enchanter illusion him as well, so don't be fooled.
I'm also sure it is no secret that he LOVES attention and the SPOTLIGHT!!! Ok, he doesn't, I lied, but lets run with it...
Today's lesson is about Beer, Nomes & excess. I've outlined below why you should a) never be a nome and b) how beer + nomes = funny
Here we show another fine screenshot of an NPC awaiting death at the hands of SA. Step back and really enjoy the crispness of the image, the depth, the coloring AND all the SA members present in the picture. No, we didn't take this pic from some generic mob website, we honestly are about to engage it in this picture. What? You don't see all 50 SA members lined up to pummel him? What? Maybe your screen resolution is too low, try increasing that. Oh wait, friggin' NOMES!!!
Here we have another fine screen shot, THANK YOU ABIADAN! He risked his own life trying to get this shot. What if it wasn't dead? It could've hit him and his gear would've been left on his corpse... oh wait, they changed that. Well, maybe it could've death looped him, er, can't bind there. Ok, ok, maybe all those SA members were crowding the body and the drunken nome had to pile in to get an unobstructive shot of the corpse. Yeah, that's it, thanks Abiadan for taking the time to get a CLEAN corpse shot!!!
Here we can cleary see the alcohol levels present in this little nome's body. He's in such a haze he went for a croch shot of the mob, but got a breast shot instead. But hey, they both *do it* for our little nomer, nuff said. Obviously, this was NOT taken from any other site, seriously, would anyone else put up a *screenshot* like that? =)
Here, the mob is obviously dead. You can clearly tell that SA defeated it too! You can see the officer core off to the left there. Heck, looks like a full Class Leader turnout as well (on the right). There's our healer & casters in the middle, flanked by the tanks & melee on either back wing. Brings tears to my eyes seeing all those SA members in one screenshot.
At this point, I'm drinking heavily and still commenting on the screenshots. I'm giggling, because it looks like Zeixshi'Kar has grappled our nomer screenshot taker and is humping him into submission. Give it a minute, picture where the nome is and think of how long the bottom half of Zeixshi'Kar is, it'll come to you. If not, add more beer & tequila, rinse & repeat. Indeed, our nomer is BOLD and BRAVE. Heck, I'm sure most of us would've fled by now, notice how he's taking it like a *man*.
I'm not certain what we have here. Buttocks or head? Where are they? How did the mob end up like this? What happened to all the SA members so prominent in the prior screenshots? Where's the nomer?
If you too are concerned about our little nomer, maybe you should fill out an application
here and help us 'find the nomer'!
p.s. in all seriousness, please thank Abiadan for taking the time to grab these snapshots. He's been our picture taker for some time and always takes the time out to make it happen. Without these pictures, we'd have no photo evidence of our extreme awesomeness (tm). So, give the nomer a hug next time and a little wink, just so he knows, that we know that he's a nomer!!!
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